Phrase by 'Tommy Cooper'

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I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.

Author: Tommy Cooper - British Comedian


Last night I slept like a log. I woke up in the fire place.

Author: Tommy Cooper - British Comedian
  Like , Place , Night , Fire


Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house.

Author: Tommy Cooper - British Comedian
  Family , House , Together , Gambling


My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.'

Author: Tommy Cooper - British Comedian
  Me , Sweet , Wife , Chocolate


I bought some pork chops and told the butcher to make them lean. He said, 'Which way?'

Author: Tommy Cooper - British Comedian
  Way , Some , Make , Said


I'm recovering from a cold. I'm so full of penicillin that, if I sneeze, I'll cure someone.

Author: Tommy Cooper - British Comedian
  Someone , Cure , Cold , Full


Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

Author: Tommy Cooper - British Comedian
  Well , Marriage , Wife , Toilet


My wife had a bad habit of biting her nails, but I cured her. I hid her teeth.

Author: Tommy Cooper - British Comedian
  Bad , Wife , Nails , Habit


They always say start at the bottom if you want to learn something. But suppose you want to learn to swim?

Author: Tommy Cooper - British Comedian
  You , Always , Want , Start


It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.

Author: Tommy Cooper - British Comedian
  How , Matter , Funny , Audience


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