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New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down - he gets polished.

Author: Kurt Braunohler - American Comedian
  You , True , Down , Place


In my new IFC comedy game show, 'Bunk,' we actually use our intern Patrick as a human timer - giving contestants the time it takes for him to wade through a bag of broken glass for a razor blade, to get gum out of his hair, to pick up every strand from a box of spaghetti I spill on the floor, etc, etc.

Author: Kurt Braunohler - American Comedian
  Time , Game , Hair , Broken


It is true that I do not wear shoes as the host of 'Bunk.' I want 'Bunk' to feel like there's a slight possibility that a confident homeless man just wondered into the studio and started hosting a game show.

Author: Kurt Braunohler - American Comedian
  Feel , Game , Man , Shoes


Who would want to get back together with Taylor Swift after having dated her? I'm sure dating her is like talking to a white sheet of paper with a little bit of vanilla ice cream on it that doesn't say anything.

Author: Kurt Braunohler - American Comedian
  Together , White , Ice Cream , Dating


There's this secret Korean taco/cupcake truck I go to. To find it, you have to bring a hard-boiled egg to this deli in Bushwick where they give you the address.

Author: Kurt Braunohler - American Comedian
  You , Find , Truck , Egg


For people who mourn for old Times Square - hey, there's a ton of places in the city still like that! Get on the train and go visit them!

Author: Kurt Braunohler - American Comedian
  People , Go , City , Train


The rules of game shows limit stuff so much. I remember on 'Money From Strangers,' being in the van - not even performing - and there was a lawyer there the entire time. 'No, you can't give money for that. Yes, you can give money for that. That's a partial answer. That's a full answer.'

Author: Kurt Braunohler - American Comedian
  You , Time , Money , Game


For a really long time in my life, I fought against how I look. Because I was raised Catholic in school, where everyone had to wear a suit and tie. I hated everything that stood for. And I realized when I walked down the street, everyone would see the guy I hated and not the guy I was.

Author: Kurt Braunohler - American Comedian
  Life , Look , Time , My Life


For a long time, I dressed like an idiot. In college, I had a fully shaved head with just two horns. Like, a coxcomb of hair that I would sculpt into two horns. I looked like a crazy person.

Author: Kurt Braunohler - American Comedian
  Time , Crazy , Long , Hair


A lot of improvisers mistakenly assume stand-up is awful, because there are a lot of stand-ups in the world that did not appeal to me. It was so easy to make a blanket statement when I was improvising only: 'Stand-up's terrible.' It's so ignorant and stupid to do that. But it's easy to do that. So that's where I came from.

Author: Kurt Braunohler - American Comedian
  Me , World , Stupid , Easy


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