Phrase by 'Joe E. Lewis'

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It pays to get drunk with the best people.

Author: Joe E. Lewis - American Comedian
  People , Best , Get , Drunk


I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

Author: Joe E. Lewis - American Comedian
  Go , Drink , Without , Funny


Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.

Author: Joe E. Lewis - American Comedian
  Me , Want , Someone , Water


Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

Author: Joe E. Lewis - American Comedian
  You , Me , Man , Feet


I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

Author: Joe E. Lewis - American Comedian
  Remember , Them , Still , Chasing


I always wake up at the crack of ice.

Author: Joe E. Lewis - American Comedian
  Always , Up , Wake Up , Ice


I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

Author: Joe E. Lewis - American Comedian
  Me , Know , Tired , Doctor


A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

Author: Joe E. Lewis - American Comedian
  Never , Man , Without , Drunk


We can afford almost any mistake once.

Author: Joe E. Lewis - American Comedian
  Mistake , Any , Afford , Once


Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

Author: Joe E. Lewis - American Comedian
  You , Me , Need , Friend


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