Phrase by 'Groucho Marx'

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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Author: Groucho Marx - American Comedian
  Me , Funny , Club , Join


I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

Author: Groucho Marx - American Comedian
  Up , Like , Play , Curtain


Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Author: Groucho Marx - American Comedian


One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Author: Groucho Marx - American Comedian
  Never , Know , Morning , Elephant


I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Author: Groucho Marx - American Comedian
  Live , Trying , Death , Die


Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Author: Groucho Marx - American Comedian


Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

Author: Groucho Marx - American Comedian
  Life , Man , Women , Control


Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

Author: Groucho Marx - American Comedian
  You , Me , Art , Water


I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

Author: Groucho Marx - American Comedian
  America , Television , Started , Monday


I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Author: Groucho Marx - American Comedian


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