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What is most difficult is when the large part of me that is a narcissist grows weary and is overtaken by the self-loathing part that always lurks in the shadows waiting for an opportunity to shine.

Author: Greg Fitzsimmons - American Comedian
  Me , Waiting , Opportunity , Shine


Driving around with a receding hairline and two kids in a Prius feels a bit boring for me.

Author: Greg Fitzsimmons - American Comedian
  Me , Two , Driving , Boring


I'm sure people are shocked when they see a guy speeding and cutting them off and having road rage while in a Prius.

Author: Greg Fitzsimmons - American Comedian
  See , People , Guy , Road


When I was in college, I would go out, and I would go to these open mic nights at Stitches and Nick's Comedy Stop, so I was going to classes during the day, and then at night, I would be signing up on the lists.

Author: Greg Fitzsimmons - American Comedian
  Day , College , Night , Comedy


I feel life is to be lived. You want to spend your time doing things and being with friends and all that.

Author: Greg Fitzsimmons - American Comedian
  Life , You , Time , Feel


There's so many ways to do stand up, and I think for awhile, people weren't really maximizing the freedom of it.

Author: Greg Fitzsimmons - American Comedian
  People , Think , Freedom , Stand Up


The compulsion to do the opposite of what you are told does not lend itself to many occupations outside the entertainment industry. Within the industry, it is unlikely that you will be very successful without it.

Author: Greg Fitzsimmons - American Comedian
  You , Will , Without , Entertainment


Since first hearing the story as a child, any mention of the 'Boston Tea Party' has elicited in me an excitement that is uniquely American. When I heard rumblings that there was a new Tea Party, I got goose bumps. I love tea, I love parties, I hate taxes; I'm in! It seemed that most of America joined in my excitement!

Author: Greg Fitzsimmons - American Comedian
  Love , Me , Hate , Tea


Growing up with Bronx Irish parents during an era of protests against the status quo, I was especially committed to doing the opposite of what I was told to do. Forty-four years later, I am left with only one means of making a living: comedy.

Author: Greg Fitzsimmons - American Comedian
  Doing , I Am , Parents , Comedy


When I work in San Francisco doing stand-up, I usually schedule it for July, and we'll drive up the coast and camp in Santa Barbara, San Luis Obispo, Big Sur, and we'll just camp our way up the coast, and then we'll get to San Francisco and hang out there for four days.

Author: Greg Fitzsimmons - American Comedian
  Work , Doing , Way , Drive


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