Phrase by 'Garrison Keillor'
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Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
Author: Garrison Keillor - American WriterWelcome , Children , Men , Women
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Author: Garrison Keillor - American WriterMe , People , Nice , Sad
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.
Author: Garrison Keillor - American WriterNothing , Thinking , Girl , Coffee
Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it.
Author: Garrison Keillor - American WriterYou , Look , Sometimes , Eye
The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, 'Daddy, I need to ask you something,' he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan.
Author: Garrison Keillor - American WriterYou , Father , Daughter , Face
I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'
Author: Garrison Keillor - American WriterYou , Say , Think , I Think
I talk in subjects and verbs, and sort of wind around in concentric circles until I get far enough away from the beginning so that I can call it the end, and it ends.
Author: Garrison Keillor - American WriterWind , Beginning , End , I Can
Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore.
Author: Garrison Keillor - American WriterHumor , Death , Funny , Surprise
My religion would be a gentle faith that believed in the sacredness of leisure. Napping as a form of prayer.
Author: Garrison Keillor - American WriterFaith , Prayer , Religion , Gentle
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