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The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.

Author: Dennis Miller - American Comedian
  Day , American , Than , Average


Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

Author: Dennis Miller - American Comedian
  Cheese , Washington , Lying , Wisconsin


It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.

Author: Dennis Miller - American Comedian
  Time , Nothing , Culture , Thought


I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian.

Author: Dennis Miller - American Comedian
  Comedian , Credibility


Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?

Author: Dennis Miller - American Comedian
  You , Money , Someone , Marriage


The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.

Author: Dennis Miller - American Comedian
  House , White , Plan , Stay


I lapsed into rude.

Author: Dennis Miller - American Comedian
  Rude


I want to help the helpless, but I don't want to help the clueless.

Author: Dennis Miller - American Comedian
  Help , Want , Helpless , Clueless


A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

Author: Dennis Miller - American Comedian
  You , Study , Fat , Police


I rant, therefore I am.

Author: Dennis Miller - American Comedian


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