Phrase by 'David Sedaris'
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I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
Author: David Sedaris - American WriterLove , Think , Saying , Funny
People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental implants?'
Author: David Sedaris - American WriterYou , Me , People , Someone
I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.
Author: David Sedaris - American WriterLike , Write , Right , Whatever
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.
Author: David Sedaris - American WriterHumor , Your , Place , Last
I love 'Glee.' I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it okay to cry.
Author: David Sedaris - American WriterLove , Me , Time , Feel
I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any laughs when they told their story.
Author: David Sedaris - American WriterPeople , Think , True , Dinner
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