Phrase by 'Amy Schumer'

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I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.

Author: Amy Schumer - American Comedian
  Myself , Like , Create , Jokes


I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.

Author: Amy Schumer - American Comedian
  Me , Feel , Skin , My Own


I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that.

Author: Amy Schumer - American Comedian
  You , Think , Road , Funny


I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world thinking I was gorgeous because my mother was extremely devoted to this notion.

Author: Amy Schumer - American Comedian
  Myself , Thinking , Girl , Mother


I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.

Author: Amy Schumer - American Comedian
  Day , Never Forget , Forget , Thought


I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard.

Author: Amy Schumer - American Comedian
  Work , Pretty , Eat , Hard


I am very into making up my own rules.

Author: Amy Schumer - American Comedian
  Own , I Am , My Own , Rules


The last couple of roles I missed out on went to Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde.

Author: Amy Schumer - American Comedian
  Out , Last , Roles , Missed


I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.

Author: Amy Schumer - American Comedian
  Humor , Value , Nothing , Dark


I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.

Author: Amy Schumer - American Comedian
  People , Think , Laugh , Funny


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