Phrase by 'Alexei Sayle'
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Author: Alexei Sayle - British ComedianPeople , Women , Rich , Motorcycle
Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.
Author: Alexei Sayle - British ComedianSometimes , Own , Like , Mind
If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'
Author: Alexei Sayle - British ComedianYou , Words , They Say , Travel
Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.
Author: Alexei Sayle - British ComedianSay , Stupid , They Say , Saying
But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you're very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder.
Author: Alexei Sayle - British ComedianYou , Down , Party , Road
Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like 'Brothers in Arms' and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.
Author: Alexei Sayle - British ComedianYou , Know , Great , Stupid
As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.
Author: Alexei Sayle - British ComedianYou , Go , Death , Try
I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.
Author: Alexei Sayle - British ComedianSee , Something , Forget , I Am
Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that's the same thing, isn't it?
Author: Alexei Sayle - British ComedianMe , People , America , Walking