Phrases about 'Toilet'

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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.

Author: Alan King - American Comedian
  You , Live , Last , Toilet


I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper.

Author: Alan Moore - British Writer
  Morning , Years , Toilet , Shaving


If you can market smut and toilet paper, you can market movies.

Author: Dawn Steel - American Businesswoman
  You , Movies , Paper , Toilet


Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.

Author: Iggy Pop - American Musician
  Always , Like , Garden , Toilet


Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.

Author: Richard M. Nixon - American President
  Go , Toilet , Union , Bathroom


Here in the Netherlands there are towns that take part in the throwing of toilet bowls for a laugh.

Author: Willem-Alexander of the Netherlands - Dutch Royalty
  Here , Take , Laugh , Toilet


Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

Author: Tommy Cooper - British Comedian
  Well , Marriage , Wife , Toilet


When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat.

Author: Zach Anner - American Comedian
  Money , First , Nice , Toilet


France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

Author: Billy Wilder - American Director
  You , Money , Country , Toilet


Hate American toilets with only toilet paper and no bidets.

Author: Shenaz Treasury - American Actress
  Only , American , Hate , Toilet


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