Phrases about 'peques'

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Viendo que su hermana de 9 años y su amiga no querían hacer lo mismo que los demás (que era ver la salida de la vuelta al mundo de catamaranes), dijo:«Dejadlas, que están en la edad del pollo».

  Humor , Peques


Lupe is 5 years old, she was having dinner at her grandparents' house and there was ratatouille with eggs, which she doesn't like at all. She did not want to eat it but her father insists that she has to eat it: "the things that you do not like must also be eaten." In the end, she reluctantly eats it and when she finishes, her grandmother tells her: "Lupe, you dinner very well so tomorrow I'm going to make you whatever you want to eat, what do you want, chips?", To which Lupe responds: "No grandma, I want you to do something my father doesn't like!"

  Grandparents , Kids , Eggs , Ratatouille


Martín's mother told him one day that she liked his face a lot and he replied: "I give it to you, but I'll keep it for you."

  Kids , Presents


La madre de Mateo es bailaora de flamenco. Una noche Mateo abrió un cuento y empezó a hacer como que leía, porque todavía no sabía, y dijo: «Érase una vez el mundo del ensayo...».

  Baile , Peques


One day Sara was trying to put on her shoes by herself, and she asked her mother: "Which foot is this on?" Her mother replied: "In this one." And the girl said: "Okay. Don't tell me the other one!"

  Humor , Shoes , Kids


This is Luis's definition of diarrhea: "Mamiiiiiiiiiii, come on, I've made a fart poop!"

  Humor , Fart , Diarrhea , Pooo


En una ocasión, después de comprobar que en casa se hablaba a menudo de la Diputación por motivos profesionales, Miguel comentó en voz baja, susurrando, como si estuviera confesando un secreto: «Papá, ten mucho cuidado, porque la palabra Diputación tiene la palabra... puta...».

  Humor , Peques


Iván le preguntó un día a su madre: «Mamá, ¿por qué todos los del Barça tienen los dientes grandes?».

  Humor , Peques , Barça


Daniela le preguntó a su tía: «¿Dios está en las nubes?». Su tía le contestó: «Sí, claro. Dios está en las nubes».Acto seguido le preguntó la niña: «¿Y cuándo va a bajar a conocerme?».

  Dios , Humor , Peques , Nubes


Celia quería jugar con su primo a cuentos de princesas, pero él no quería ser príncipe, ni caballero, ni nada, así que ella muy enfadada le dijo: «Vale, sé tu mismo y abúrrete».

  Humor , Peques


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