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Lupe is 5 years old, she was having dinner at her grandparents' house and there was ratatouille with eggs, which she doesn't like at all. She did not want to eat it but her father insists that she has to eat it: "the things that you do not like must also be eaten." In the end, she reluctantly eats it and when she finishes, her grandmother tells her: "Lupe, you dinner very well so tomorrow I'm going to make you whatever you want to eat, what do you want, chips?", To which Lupe responds: "No grandma, I want you to do something my father doesn't like!"
La madre de Mateo es bailaora de flamenco. Una noche Mateo abrió un cuento y empezó a hacer como que leía, porque todavía no sabía, y dijo: «Érase una vez el mundo del ensayo...».
When his sister was to be born, they told David that he was going to have a little sister with whom he could play ... When she was born, David went to the clinic and, seeing her in the cuckoo, asked: "And with that I have what to play?"
A Josu le gustan mucho los piratas y todo lo que los rodea. Un día su madre le pidió que se lavara los dientes, y él le contestó: «No, que me los estoy dejando de oro».
Pensando que nadie les oía, Alberto preguntó: «¿Dónde está papá?». Su hermana Nieves le contestó: «Pues no lo sé». Después de unos segundos dijo Alberto: «Se habrá muerto».Y contestó su hermana: «No, no... No se ha muerto; si no, estaría todo lleno de sangre».
Eloi was being cared for by a friend of her parents. When they were going home, she asked him: "Eloi, are you cold?" And he replied: "I'm neither hot nor cold, I'm in the weather."
Leo, un día que estaba muy enfadado porque su madre no le hacía caso, le dijo: «¡Yo nací de tu barriga, sé todo lo que piensas!».
Daniela le preguntó a su tía: «¿Dios está en las nubes?». Su tía le contestó: «Sí, claro. Dios está en las nubes».Acto seguido le preguntó la niña: «¿Y cuándo va a bajar a conocerme?».
Carlos estaba en una cafetería con sus padres. Se acercó un señor ya mayor que conocían y le dijo a Carlos: «Qué majete es este Carlos. Cuando te cases, me tienes que invitar a tu boda». Carlos se le quedó mirando fijamente y le dijo: «Eso no va a poder ser». El hombre le preguntó: «¿Por qué?».Y Carlos respondió: «Porque tú ya vas a estar muerto».
Lucía estaba jugando sin descanso con sus tíos. Uno de ellos, ya exhausto en el sofá, le preguntó (conversación en andalú): «Lú, ¿no quiereh un Valium?». Ella se giró y le respondió: «Mejó un sumito» (Mejor un zumito).
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