Phrases about 'peques'

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Cuando Miquel entró por primera vez en una iglesia, al ver la imagen de Cristo crucificado, dijo: «¡Mirad! ¡Es Tarzán!».

  Peques


El padre de Manu le hizo una sopa para cenar y le dijo: «Cómetelo, que está muy rico». El niño tomó dos cucharadas y le contestó: «Papi, tú y yo tenemos gustos distintos».

  Humor , Gustos , Cena , Peques


When his sister was to be born, they told David that he was going to have a little sister with whom he could play ... When she was born, David went to the clinic and, seeing her in the cuckoo, asked: "And with that I have what to play?"

  Play , Born , Sister


One day, talking about her teacher Carmen, Martina said: "Carmen is so good, so good ... It's like ... She looks like... a fried potato!"

  Humor , Teacher , Kids


Luis María estaba de vacaciones con sus padres en un hotel muy lujoso cuando dijo: «Estoy tan feliz... y por eso me como las uñas, porque estoy tan feliz de vivir en este castillo que hemos pagado...».

  Peques , Vacaciones


A Inés le insistían mucho en casa para que pronunciara bien algunos sonidos y ella, ya cansada, dijo un día: «Es que yo hablo en inglés».

  Peques , Pronunciar


Clara was with her mother at the entrance to the cinema. It was Christmas, full of people and her mother was holding her hand. Suddenly the girl said to her: "Mommy, please take me in your arms because here I only see legs"

  Humor , Cinema , Kids


Eloi was being cared for by a friend of her parents. When they were going home, she asked him: "Eloi, are you cold?" And he replied: "I'm neither hot nor cold, I'm in the weather."


This is Luis's definition of diarrhea: "Mamiiiiiiiiiii, come on, I've made a fart poop!"

  Humor , Fart , Diarrhea , Pooo


Leo, un día que estaba muy enfadado porque su madre no le hacía caso, le dijo: «¡Yo nací de tu barriga, sé todo lo que piensas!».

  Enfado , Humor , Peques


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