Phrases about 'peques'

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Viendo que su hermana de 9 años y su amiga no querían hacer lo mismo que los demás (que era ver la salida de la vuelta al mundo de catamaranes), dijo:«Dejadlas, que están en la edad del pollo».

  Humor , Peques


Lupe is 5 years old, she was having dinner at her grandparents' house and there was ratatouille with eggs, which she doesn't like at all. She did not want to eat it but her father insists that she has to eat it: "the things that you do not like must also be eaten." In the end, she reluctantly eats it and when she finishes, her grandmother tells her: "Lupe, you dinner very well so tomorrow I'm going to make you whatever you want to eat, what do you want, chips?", To which Lupe responds: "No grandma, I want you to do something my father doesn't like!"

  Grandparents , Kids , Eggs , Ratatouille


Martín's mother told him one day that she liked his face a lot and he replied: "I give it to you, but I'll keep it for you."

  Kids , Presents


"Mommy, I'm sorry, but when I grow up I'm going to be a thief"

  Grow , Kids , Thief


Un día Ana le dijo a su madre: «Mamá, mamá, me han enseñado en el colegio que Dios hizo el mundo en siete días: el primer día hizo la luz, el segundo el cielo...». Así fue relatando hasta el final. Cuando terminó, puso cara de asombro y dijo: «Anda, ¿y qué día hizo los semáforos?».

  Peques


This is Luis's definition of diarrhea: "Mamiiiiiiiiiii, come on, I've made a fart poop!"

  Humor , Fart , Diarrhea , Pooo


Carlos estaba en una cafetería con sus padres. Se acercó un señor ya mayor que conocían y le dijo a Carlos: «Qué majete es este Carlos. Cuando te cases, me tienes que invitar a tu boda». Carlos se le quedó mirando fijamente y le dijo: «Eso no va a poder ser». El hombre le preguntó: «¿Por qué?».Y Carlos respondió: «Porque tú ya vas a estar muerto».

  Humor , Peques


Iván le preguntó a su abuela, que es muy creyente: «Abuela, ¿tú has visto a Dios?». La abuela respondió que sí, e Iván le preguntó: «¿Cómo? ¿En estatua o andando?».

  Dios , Humor , Peques


While traveling, José asked his father: "Dad, where am I going to die?" His father replied: "We don't know that, but why do you ask?" And the boy replied: "Never to go."

  Humor , Death , Kids


Daniel's mother left the boy and his 5-year-old sister in the bathtub playing for a moment. Suddenly the mother heard the girl screaming: "Mom, mom, come ...! How disgusting!" The mother ran scared and she found a huge "turd" among the toys floating in the water. Then, the mother, in a loud and angry voice, said: "Daniel ... and this ?!". The boy took the shit, crushed it against her body and replied: "Mine !!"

  Kids , Bathtub


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