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Viendo que su hermana de 9 años y su amiga no querían hacer lo mismo que los demás (que era ver la salida de la vuelta al mundo de catamaranes), dijo:«Dejadlas, que están en la edad del pollo».
Lupe is 5 years old, she was having dinner at her grandparents' house and there was ratatouille with eggs, which she doesn't like at all. She did not want to eat it but her father insists that she has to eat it: "the things that you do not like must also be eaten." In the end, she reluctantly eats it and when she finishes, her grandmother tells her: "Lupe, you dinner very well so tomorrow I'm going to make you whatever you want to eat, what do you want, chips?", To which Lupe responds: "No grandma, I want you to do something my father doesn't like!"
Mario estaba hablando un día con su madre sobre lo que quería ser de mayor. Su madre le preguntó: «¿Cómo te gustaría trabajar: de pie, como tu tío Javi, o sentado, como Jordi?». Mario, viendo a su abuelo en el sofá, dijo: «Tumbado, como el yayo».
Lola estaba con su madre y con su tía en una tienda. La niña llevaba chupete y una mujer le dijo: «Tan grande y con chupete».Y le contestó Lola: «¿Me meto yo con lo que los mayores se meten en la boca?».
Daniel es un niño muy travieso y no para. Un día comenzó a subir la escalera y su madre, ya cansada de pedirle que se estuviera quieto, le dio un azote en el culo. El niño se volvió muy serio y le dijo: «Si no se debe pegar a los niños, menos a los hijos».
Pensando que nadie les oía, Alberto preguntó: «¿Dónde está papá?». Su hermana Nieves le contestó: «Pues no lo sé». Después de unos segundos dijo Alberto: «Se habrá muerto».Y contestó su hermana: «No, no... No se ha muerto; si no, estaría todo lleno de sangre».
Estaba el niño una mañana en el sofá viendo la tele y tocándose sus partes. Su madre lo vio y le dijo: «¡¡¡Valen!!! ¿Qué haces?».Y él respondió: «¡Disfrutando!».
Eloi when she was 6 years old: It was carnival time and she went down the stairs of her house with her father when they came across a neighbor who was taking down the garbage. The lady wore glasses, she was heavily painted and wore a flowered robe. Eloi, who was disguised as her, stared at her and asked: "And what are you disguised as?"
Daniel's mother left the boy and his 5-year-old sister in the bathtub playing for a moment. Suddenly the mother heard the girl screaming: "Mom, mom, come ...! How disgusting!" The mother ran scared and she found a huge "turd" among the toys floating in the water. Then, the mother, in a loud and angry voice, said: "Daniel ... and this ?!". The boy took the shit, crushed it against her body and replied: "Mine !!"
Awards are not something that I measure my work by. I've been so fortunate and I've gotten to do such terrific things that it seems petty to look back and say, 'Oh, I should have gotten that prize.' I don't look at it that way.
(Aaron Tveit)
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