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Pablo came home from class one day and, very happy, he said to his mother: "Mom, I know what balls are called; they told me at school! They are called tentacles!"
El padre de Manu le hizo una sopa para cenar y le dijo: «Cómetelo, que está muy rico». El niño tomó dos cucharadas y le contestó: «Papi, tú y yo tenemos gustos distintos».
When his sister was to be born, they told David that he was going to have a little sister with whom he could play ... When she was born, David went to the clinic and, seeing her in the cuckoo, asked: "And with that I have what to play?"
Un día Ana le dijo a su madre: «Mamá, mamá, me han enseñado en el colegio que Dios hizo el mundo en siete días: el primer día hizo la luz, el segundo el cielo...». Así fue relatando hasta el final. Cuando terminó, puso cara de asombro y dijo: «Anda, ¿y qué día hizo los semáforos?».
Daniela le preguntó a su tía: «¿Dios está en las nubes?». Su tía le contestó: «Sí, claro. Dios está en las nubes».Acto seguido le preguntó la niña: «¿Y cuándo va a bajar a conocerme?».
Carlos estaba en una cafetería con sus padres. Se acercó un señor ya mayor que conocían y le dijo a Carlos: «Qué majete es este Carlos. Cuando te cases, me tienes que invitar a tu boda». Carlos se le quedó mirando fijamente y le dijo: «Eso no va a poder ser». El hombre le preguntó: «¿Por qué?».Y Carlos respondió: «Porque tú ya vas a estar muerto».
Estaba el niño una mañana en el sofá viendo la tele y tocándose sus partes. Su madre lo vio y le dijo: «¡¡¡Valen!!! ¿Qué haces?».Y él respondió: «¡Disfrutando!».
Daniel's mother left the boy and his 5-year-old sister in the bathtub playing for a moment. Suddenly the mother heard the girl screaming: "Mom, mom, come ...! How disgusting!" The mother ran scared and she found a huge "turd" among the toys floating in the water. Then, the mother, in a loud and angry voice, said: "Daniel ... and this ?!". The boy took the shit, crushed it against her body and replied: "Mine !!"
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