Phrases about 'peques'

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Cuando Miquel entró por primera vez en una iglesia, al ver la imagen de Cristo crucificado, dijo: «¡Mirad! ¡Es Tarzán!».

  Peques


Pablo came home from class one day and, very happy, he said to his mother: "Mom, I know what balls are called; they told me at school! They are called tentacles!"

  Humor , School


Un día Luis le dijo a su madre: «Mami, ¿cierras el armario, por favor, para que no se escape la ropa?».

  Humor , Peques


La madre de Mateo es bailaora de flamenco. Una noche Mateo abrió un cuento y empezó a hacer como que leía, porque todavía no sabía, y dijo: «Érase una vez el mundo del ensayo...».

  Baile , Peques


Pensando que nadie les oía, Alberto preguntó: «¿Dónde está papá?». Su hermana Nieves le contestó: «Pues no lo sé». Después de unos segundos dijo Alberto: «Se habrá muerto».Y contestó su hermana: «No, no... No se ha muerto; si no, estaría todo lleno de sangre».

  Humor , Peques


Clara was with her mother at the entrance to the cinema. It was Christmas, full of people and her mother was holding her hand. Suddenly the girl said to her: "Mommy, please take me in your arms because here I only see legs"

  Humor , Cinema , Kids


Leo, un día que estaba muy enfadado porque su madre no le hacía caso, le dijo: «¡Yo nací de tu barriga, sé todo lo que piensas!».

  Enfado , Humor , Peques


Luis's mother asked him: "Don't go!" And he exclaimed: "No, if I don't go!"

  Kids , Humour


Iván le preguntó a su abuela, que es muy creyente: «Abuela, ¿tú has visto a Dios?». La abuela respondió que sí, e Iván le preguntó: «¿Cómo? ¿En estatua o andando?».

  Dios , Humor , Peques


Eloi when she was 6 years old: It was carnival time and she went down the stairs of her house with her father when they came across a neighbor who was taking down the garbage. The lady wore glasses, she was heavily painted and wore a flowered robe. Eloi, who was disguised as her, stared at her and asked: "And what are you disguised as?"

  Humor , Costume , Carnival , Disguised


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