Phrases about 'peques'
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Un día Luis le dijo a su madre: «Mami, ¿cierras el armario, por favor, para que no se escape la ropa?».
Humor , PequesLa madre de Mateo es bailaora de flamenco. Una noche Mateo abrió un cuento y empezó a hacer como que leía, porque todavía no sabía, y dijo: «Érase una vez el mundo del ensayo...».
Baile , PequesWhen his sister was to be born, they told David that he was going to have a little sister with whom he could play ... When she was born, David went to the clinic and, seeing her in the cuckoo, asked: "And with that I have what to play?"
Play , Born , SisterOne day, talking about her teacher Carmen, Martina said: "Carmen is so good, so good ... It's like ... She looks like... a fried potato!"
Humor , Teacher , KidsUn día estaba hablando de la muerte con su primo y dijo: «No te preocupes. La muerte es el precio que se paga por vivir, así que... ¿qué prefieres?».
Muerte , PequesPensando que nadie les oía, Alberto preguntó: «¿Dónde está papá?». Su hermana Nieves le contestó: «Pues no lo sé». Después de unos segundos dijo Alberto: «Se habrá muerto».Y contestó su hermana: «No, no... No se ha muerto; si no, estaría todo lleno de sangre».
Humor , PequesLeo, un día que estaba muy enfadado porque su madre no le hacía caso, le dijo: «¡Yo nací de tu barriga, sé todo lo que piensas!».
Enfado , Humor , PequesWhile traveling, José asked his father: "Dad, where am I going to die?" His father replied: "We don't know that, but why do you ask?" And the boy replied: "Never to go."
Humor , Death , KidsLucía estaba jugando sin descanso con sus tíos. Uno de ellos, ya exhausto en el sofá, le preguntó (conversación en andalú): «Lú, ¿no quiereh un Valium?». Ella se giró y le respondió: «Mejó un sumito» (Mejor un zumito).
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