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El padre de Manu le hizo una sopa para cenar y le dijo: «Cómetelo, que está muy rico». El niño tomó dos cucharadas y le contestó: «Papi, tú y yo tenemos gustos distintos».
Un día Ana le dijo a su madre: «Mamá, mamá, me han enseñado en el colegio que Dios hizo el mundo en siete días: el primer día hizo la luz, el segundo el cielo...». Así fue relatando hasta el final. Cuando terminó, puso cara de asombro y dijo: «Anda, ¿y qué día hizo los semáforos?».
Luis María estaba de vacaciones con sus padres en un hotel muy lujoso cuando dijo: «Estoy tan feliz... y por eso me como las uñas, porque estoy tan feliz de vivir en este castillo que hemos pagado...».
Eloi was being cared for by a friend of her parents. When they were going home, she asked him: "Eloi, are you cold?" And he replied: "I'm neither hot nor cold, I'm in the weather."
This is Luis's definition of diarrhea: "Mamiiiiiiiiiii, come on, I've made a fart poop!"
Carlos estaba en una cafetería con sus padres. Se acercó un señor ya mayor que conocían y le dijo a Carlos: «Qué majete es este Carlos. Cuando te cases, me tienes que invitar a tu boda». Carlos se le quedó mirando fijamente y le dijo: «Eso no va a poder ser». El hombre le preguntó: «¿Por qué?».Y Carlos respondió: «Porque tú ya vas a estar muerto».
While traveling, José asked his father: "Dad, where am I going to die?" His father replied: "We don't know that, but why do you ask?" And the boy replied: "Never to go."
La ingratitud proviene, tal vez, de la imposibilidad de pagar.
(Honoré de Balzac)
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