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Martín's mother told him one day that she liked his face a lot and he replied: "I give it to you, but I'll keep it for you."
Un día Ana le dijo a su madre: «Mamá, mamá, me han enseñado en el colegio que Dios hizo el mundo en siete días: el primer día hizo la luz, el segundo el cielo...». Así fue relatando hasta el final. Cuando terminó, puso cara de asombro y dijo: «Anda, ¿y qué día hizo los semáforos?».
Pensando que nadie les oía, Alberto preguntó: «¿Dónde está papá?». Su hermana Nieves le contestó: «Pues no lo sé». Después de unos segundos dijo Alberto: «Se habrá muerto».Y contestó su hermana: «No, no... No se ha muerto; si no, estaría todo lleno de sangre».
Daniela le preguntó a su tía: «¿Dios está en las nubes?». Su tía le contestó: «Sí, claro. Dios está en las nubes».Acto seguido le preguntó la niña: «¿Y cuándo va a bajar a conocerme?».
Carlos estaba en una cafetería con sus padres. Se acercó un señor ya mayor que conocían y le dijo a Carlos: «Qué majete es este Carlos. Cuando te cases, me tienes que invitar a tu boda». Carlos se le quedó mirando fijamente y le dijo: «Eso no va a poder ser». El hombre le preguntó: «¿Por qué?».Y Carlos respondió: «Porque tú ya vas a estar muerto».
Iván le preguntó a su abuela, que es muy creyente: «Abuela, ¿tú has visto a Dios?». La abuela respondió que sí, e Iván le preguntó: «¿Cómo? ¿En estatua o andando?».
Eloi when she was 6 years old: It was carnival time and she went down the stairs of her house with her father when they came across a neighbor who was taking down the garbage. The lady wore glasses, she was heavily painted and wore a flowered robe. Eloi, who was disguised as her, stared at her and asked: "And what are you disguised as?"
Cuando uno se hace viejo, gusta más releer que leer.
(Pío Baroja)
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