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Un día Luis le dijo a su madre: «Mami, ¿cierras el armario, por favor, para que no se escape la ropa?».
When his sister was to be born, they told David that he was going to have a little sister with whom he could play ... When she was born, David went to the clinic and, seeing her in the cuckoo, asked: "And with that I have what to play?"
One day Sara was trying to put on her shoes by herself, and she asked her mother: "Which foot is this on?" Her mother replied: "In this one." And the girl said: "Okay. Don't tell me the other one!"
A Josu le gustan mucho los piratas y todo lo que los rodea. Un día su madre le pidió que se lavara los dientes, y él le contestó: «No, que me los estoy dejando de oro».
Luis María estaba de vacaciones con sus padres en un hotel muy lujoso cuando dijo: «Estoy tan feliz... y por eso me como las uñas, porque estoy tan feliz de vivir en este castillo que hemos pagado...».
En una ocasión, después de comprobar que en casa se hablaba a menudo de la Diputación por motivos profesionales, Miguel comentó en voz baja, susurrando, como si estuviera confesando un secreto: «Papá, ten mucho cuidado, porque la palabra Diputación tiene la palabra... puta...».
Carlos estaba en una cafetería con sus padres. Se acercó un señor ya mayor que conocían y le dijo a Carlos: «Qué majete es este Carlos. Cuando te cases, me tienes que invitar a tu boda». Carlos se le quedó mirando fijamente y le dijo: «Eso no va a poder ser». El hombre le preguntó: «¿Por qué?».Y Carlos respondió: «Porque tú ya vas a estar muerto».
Eloi when she was 6 years old: It was carnival time and she went down the stairs of her house with her father when they came across a neighbor who was taking down the garbage. The lady wore glasses, she was heavily painted and wore a flowered robe. Eloi, who was disguised as her, stared at her and asked: "And what are you disguised as?"
Daniel's mother left the boy and his 5-year-old sister in the bathtub playing for a moment. Suddenly the mother heard the girl screaming: "Mom, mom, come ...! How disgusting!" The mother ran scared and she found a huge "turd" among the toys floating in the water. Then, the mother, in a loud and angry voice, said: "Daniel ... and this ?!". The boy took the shit, crushed it against her body and replied: "Mine !!"
Lucía estaba jugando sin descanso con sus tíos. Uno de ellos, ya exhausto en el sofá, le preguntó (conversación en andalú): «Lú, ¿no quiereh un Valium?». Ella se giró y le respondió: «Mejó un sumito» (Mejor un zumito).
I get more fulfilment from being a father than I do from being an actor.
(Aaron Taylor-Johnson)
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