Phrases about 'peques'

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Jaume estaba harto de que lo confundieran con su hermano gemelo, así que un día le dijo a su madre: «Mamá, ¿por qué yo conozco a la gente pero a mí no me conoce nadie?».

  Humor , Peques , Gemelos


Lupe is 5 years old, she was having dinner at her grandparents' house and there was ratatouille with eggs, which she doesn't like at all. She did not want to eat it but her father insists that she has to eat it: "the things that you do not like must also be eaten." In the end, she reluctantly eats it and when she finishes, her grandmother tells her: "Lupe, you dinner very well so tomorrow I'm going to make you whatever you want to eat, what do you want, chips?", To which Lupe responds: "No grandma, I want you to do something my father doesn't like!"

  Grandparents , Kids , Eggs , Ratatouille


Martín's mother told him one day that she liked his face a lot and he replied: "I give it to you, but I'll keep it for you."

  Kids , Presents


La madre de Mateo es bailaora de flamenco. Una noche Mateo abrió un cuento y empezó a hacer como que leía, porque todavía no sabía, y dijo: «Érase una vez el mundo del ensayo...».

  Baile , Peques


This is Luis's definition of diarrhea: "Mamiiiiiiiiiii, come on, I've made a fart poop!"

  Humor , Fart , Diarrhea , Pooo


Leo, un día que estaba muy enfadado porque su madre no le hacía caso, le dijo: «¡Yo nací de tu barriga, sé todo lo que piensas!».

  Enfado , Humor , Peques


Celia quería jugar con su primo a cuentos de princesas, pero él no quería ser príncipe, ni caballero, ni nada, así que ella muy enfadada le dijo: «Vale, sé tu mismo y abúrrete».

  Humor , Peques


Iván le preguntó a su abuela, que es muy creyente: «Abuela, ¿tú has visto a Dios?». La abuela respondió que sí, e Iván le preguntó: «¿Cómo? ¿En estatua o andando?».

  Dios , Humor , Peques


Eloi when she was 6 years old: It was carnival time and she went down the stairs of her house with her father when they came across a neighbor who was taking down the garbage. The lady wore glasses, she was heavily painted and wore a flowered robe. Eloi, who was disguised as her, stared at her and asked: "And what are you disguised as?"

  Humor , Costume , Carnival , Disguised


Lucía estaba jugando sin descanso con sus tíos. Uno de ellos, ya exhausto en el sofá, le preguntó (conversación en andalú): «Lú, ¿no quiereh un Valium?». Ella se giró y le respondió: «Mejó un sumito» (Mejor un zumito).

  Humor , Peques


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