Phrases about 'peques'

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Lupe is 5 years old, she was having dinner at her grandparents' house and there was ratatouille with eggs, which she doesn't like at all. She did not want to eat it but her father insists that she has to eat it: "the things that you do not like must also be eaten." In the end, she reluctantly eats it and when she finishes, her grandmother tells her: "Lupe, you dinner very well so tomorrow I'm going to make you whatever you want to eat, what do you want, chips?", To which Lupe responds: "No grandma, I want you to do something my father doesn't like!"

Grandparents , Kids , Eggs , Ratatouille

Pablo came home from class one day and, very happy, he said to his mother: "Mom, I know what balls are called; they told me at school! They are called tentacles!"

Humor , School

Mario estaba hablando un día con su madre sobre lo que quería ser de mayor. Su madre le preguntó: «¿Cómo te gustaría trabajar: de pie, como tu tío Javi, o sentado, como Jordi?». Mario, viendo a su abuelo en el sofá, dijo: «Tumbado, como el yayo».

Trabajo , Crecer , Peques , Abuelos

Clara was with her mother at the entrance to the cinema. It was Christmas, full of people and her mother was holding her hand. Suddenly the girl said to her: "Mommy, please take me in your arms because here I only see legs"

Humor , Cinema , Kids

Eloi was being cared for by a friend of her parents. When they were going home, she asked him: "Eloi, are you cold?" And he replied: "I'm neither hot nor cold, I'm in the weather."

This is Luis's definition of diarrhea: "Mamiiiiiiiiiii, come on, I've made a fart poop!"

Humor , Fart , Diarrhea , Pooo

Leo, un día que estaba muy enfadado porque su madre no le hacía caso, le dijo: «¡Yo nací de tu barriga, sé todo lo que piensas!».

Enfado , Humor , Peques

Iván le preguntó un día a su madre: «Mamá, ¿por qué todos los del Barça tienen los dientes grandes?».

Humor , Peques , Barça

Eloi when she was 6 years old: It was carnival time and she went down the stairs of her house with her father when they came across a neighbor who was taking down the garbage. The lady wore glasses, she was heavily painted and wore a flowered robe. Eloi, who was disguised as her, stared at her and asked: "And what are you disguised as?"

Humor , Costume , Carnival , Disguised

Daniel's mother left the boy and his 5-year-old sister in the bathtub playing for a moment. Suddenly the mother heard the girl screaming: "Mom, mom, come ...! How disgusting!" The mother ran scared and she found a huge "turd" among the toys floating in the water. Then, the mother, in a loud and angry voice, said: "Daniel ... and this ?!". The boy took the shit, crushed it against her body and replied: "Mine !!"

Kids , Bathtub